GILES: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

BUFFY: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

~~BtVS 2x15 “Phases”~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

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Willow: Well, there's Scoobyage afoot. Giles called a meeting about our spankin' new menace.

Tara: Oh ... y-you should go, they don't need me for that. You can fill me in.

Willow: No, no, you have to come. This demon chick is supposed to be really powerful, and I was thinking. Maybe we could try that, that spell, you know, the one to find demons?
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BUFFY: This trip is important for the girls to understand the source of their power, and to know how to use it right.
GILES: Do you think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking? It's frightening, and it's difficult. And then, apparently, someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the ( Read more... )

XANDER: So school’s back in session, huh?

BUFFY: Seems like old times.

XANDER: So zombies or ghosts?

BUFFY: I’m not sure. They were in the mirror but they disappeared. But they touched me… I think. Let’s just start with dead and pissed.

XANDER: They’re after you personally?

BUFFY: They talked about protecting people. Told me to leave.
XANDER: No ( Read more... )

WILLOW: Well, I like you. You're nice and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, that's not all the time. I mean three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either.

OZ: You are quite the human.

~~BtVS 2x15 “Phases”~~

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ANDREW: You sure you don't wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?

SPIKE: It's not a road trip. It's a covert operation.

ANDREW: Right. Right. Gotcha. I-I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.

SPIKE: Not as good as those onion blossom things.
ANDREW: It's an onion and it's a ( Read more... )

Jenny: Pretty flimsy excuse for coming by to see me.

Giles: You should have heard the ones I threw out. I just, I wanted to, uh... see how you were doing.

Jenny: I'm doing pretty good, actually. I've stayed out of mortal danger for three whole weeks. I could get used to it. I'm still having trouble sleeping, though.

Giles: Oh, of course. Um ( Read more... )

BUFFY: Where did you send him?

ANYA: The land of the trolls. He'll like it there. Full of trolls.
WILLOW: It's hard to be precise, though. Alternate universes don't stay put. Trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like... like... trying to hit a... puppy, by throwing a live bee at it. Which is a weird image, and you should all just ( Read more... )

BUFFY: Thanks for side-kicking. I didn't want to trouble Willow. Figure she's got enough to do. First day back and all.

XANDER: Are you kidding? We're doing vent work at the site. Anything's better than breathing freon for eight hours. (beat) So, did she say what this thing is?

BUFFY: Some sort of spider demony thingy. She had to go pretty ( Read more... )

BUFFY: What are you doing?

SPIKE: Making this woman more comfortable. I'm not sampling, I'll have you know. Just look at all these lovely blood-covered people. I could, but not a taste for Spike, not a lick. Know you wouldn't like it.

BUFFY: You want credit for not feeding on bleeding disaster victims?

SPIKE: Well, yeah.
BUFFY: You're disgusting ( Read more... )